Just in case anyone was still operating under the delusion that I am "normal," the big, fat cat described below was treated to a rousing rendition of this song while I got ready this morning:
O Mr. Cat, o Mr. Cat,
How did you get so big and fat?
O Mr. Cat, o Mr. Cat,
How did you get so big and fat?
Did you eat pie?
Did you eat cake?
A bowl of cream big as a lake?
O Mr. Cat, o Mr. Cat,
How did you get so big and fat?
Following the performance, my big, fat cat opened one eye, yawned, stretched, and went back to sleep. Yup, keeping humans humble since 2,000 BCE(???).
O Mr. Cat, o Mr. Cat,
How did you get so big and fat?
O Mr. Cat, o Mr. Cat,
How did you get so big and fat?
Did you eat pie?
Did you eat cake?
A bowl of cream big as a lake?
O Mr. Cat, o Mr. Cat,
How did you get so big and fat?
Following the performance, my big, fat cat opened one eye, yawned, stretched, and went back to sleep. Yup, keeping humans humble since 2,000 BCE(???).
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